<?xml version='1.0' encoding='windows-1252'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355</id><updated>2009-11-29T02:24:20.520-08:00</updated><title type='text'>unReactive.com</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.unreactive.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>914</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-8782775548624547993</id><published>2009-08-07T14:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T14:34:55.745-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography</title><summary type='text'>Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography: MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/8782775548624547993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=8782775548624547993' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/8782775548624547993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/8782775548624547993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/08/treasure-coast-man-blames-cat-for.html' title='Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-8648748264102635503</id><published>2009-07-09T07:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T07:16:34.720-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in NJ - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in NJ - Yahoo! News: "Wed Jul 8, 4:13 pm ETCAMDEN, N.J. – Authorities say a man died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.The Camden County prosecutor's office identified the victim as 29-year-old Vincent Smith II of Camden. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant.The accident happened </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090708/ap_on_fe_st/us_chocolate_death' title='Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in NJ - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-5661667274355383300</id><published>2009-07-09T07:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T07:11:42.039-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunk badger disrupts traffic - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Drunk badger disrupts traffic - Yahoo! News: "BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road -- only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.Police discovered </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090709/od_nm/us_germany_badger_odd' title='Drunk badger disrupts traffic - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-2426000739145704972</id><published>2009-07-09T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T07:10:08.629-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunken tractor driver leads police on slow chase - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Drunken tractor driver leads police on slow chase - Yahoo! News: "Tue Jul 7, 1:29 pm ETBERLIN (Reuters) – A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him, said police, who used pepper spray to try to stop the vehicle.'After his girlfriend abandoned him in a night club, the 23-year-old driver, who doesn't </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090707/od_nm/us_tractor_odds' title='Drunken tractor driver leads police on slow chase - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-3822799010285505671</id><published>2009-07-09T07:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T07:09:05.198-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ohio woman, 75, accused of beating fawn to death - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Ohio woman, 75, accused of beating fawn to death - Yahoo! News: "Wed Jul 8, 9:08 pm ETEUCLID, Ohio – An Ohio woman who found a fawn in her flower garden has been accused of beating it to death with a shovel. Dorothy Richardson, 75, was charged in a warrant with animal cruelty at her Euclid home near the Cleveland Metroparks Euclid Creek Reservation, a wooded park where deer, foxes and other </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090709/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_fawn_death' title='Ohio woman, 75, accused of beating fawn to death - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-6254103466931176590</id><published>2009-07-09T07:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T07:07:31.081-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ga. jail inmates burned by own smoking habit - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Ga. jail inmates burned by own smoking habit - Yahoo! NewsBy RUSS BYNUM, Associated Press Writer Russ Bynum, Associated Press Writer – Wed Jul 8, 9:08 pm ETSAVANNAH, Ga. – Two inmates at the Chatham County jail in coastal Georgia got burned by their own smoking habit when they started a fire trying to light a handmade cigarette with a spark from an electrical socket.Both inmates were treated for </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090709/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_ga_inmates_smoking_hazard' title='Ga. jail inmates burned by own smoking habit - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-5610727960277316272</id><published>2009-07-01T16:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T16:24:30.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>NY man killed trying to saw through power line -- Newsday.com</title><summary type='text'>NY man killed trying to saw through power line -- Newsday.com: "June 27, 2009 POND EDDY, N.Y. - A New York man was fatally electrocuted early Saturday when he tried to cut through a downed power line with an industrial saw. Sullivan County authorities say the accident happened in the presence of firefighters who had been guarding the fallen line. They say 64-year-old Mieczyskaw Mil, of Pond Eddy,</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--angrymanelectrocu0627jun27,0,7186194.story' title='NY man killed trying to saw through power line -- Newsday.com'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/5610727960277316272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=5610727960277316272' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/5610727960277316272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/5610727960277316272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/07/ny-man-killed-trying-to-saw-through.html' title='NY man killed trying to saw through power line -- Newsday.com'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-8803503104645365502</id><published>2009-07-01T05:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T05:04:23.887-07:00</updated><title type='text'>College student tries to steal jail computer - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>College student tries to steal jail computer - Yahoo! News: "Tue Jun 30, 9:04 pm ETKALAMAZOO, Mich. – Western Michigan University student William K. Bradley was sentenced for larceny in a building. He stole a computer. From the Kalamazoo County jail. Where he already was serving a sentence in a different case.Kalamazoo County Circuit Judge Gary Giguere Jr. sentenced Bradley on Monday, telling the</summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090701/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_college_student_jail_theft' title='College student tries to steal jail computer - Yahoo! News'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/8803503104645365502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=8803503104645365502' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/8803503104645365502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/8803503104645365502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/07/college-student-tries-to-steal-jail.html' title='College student tries to steal jail computer - Yahoo! News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-4204747850085865996</id><published>2009-06-30T07:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T07:09:53.900-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Woman on tracks to 'clear her mind' hit by train - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Woman on tracks to 'clear her mind' hit by train - Yahoo! News: "Mon Jun 29, 9:07 pm ETBIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Birmingham police said a 22-year-old woman has suffered a broken leg after being hit by a train. Officer Lawrence Billups said the woman told police she was lying on the tracks 'to clear her mind' when the train approached around 7 a.m. Sunday.Billups said the CSX train was moving about 10 </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090630/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_train_leg' title='Woman on tracks to &apos;clear her mind&apos; hit by train - Yahoo! News'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/4204747850085865996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=4204747850085865996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/4204747850085865996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/4204747850085865996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/06/woman-on-tracks-to-clear-her-mind-hit.html' title='Woman on tracks to &apos;clear her mind&apos; hit by train - Yahoo! News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-88093915866200378</id><published>2009-06-30T07:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T07:00:34.788-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cops: Man breaks into home, watches TV, drives car - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Cops: Man breaks into home, watches TV, drives car - Yahoo! News: "Mon Jun 29, 8:48 pm ETCINCINNATI – Police said a man broke into a Cincinnati home and proceeded to stay there for a week, watching television and sleeping in the master bedroom while the family was on vacation. The Hamilton County Sheriff's Department arrested 19-year-old Nicholas Truesdell on Friday and charged him with burglary </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090630/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_unwanted_house_guest' title='Cops: Man breaks into home, watches TV, drives car - Yahoo! News'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/88093915866200378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=88093915866200378' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/88093915866200378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/88093915866200378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/06/cops-man-breaks-into-home-watches-tv.html' title='Cops: Man breaks into home, watches TV, drives car - Yahoo! News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-5934997466354177590</id><published>2009-06-25T05:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T05:34:16.340-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Inmate uses toilet paper cardboard to escape cell - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Inmate uses toilet paper cardboard to escape cell - Yahoo! News: "Wed Jun 24, 9:41 pm ETCOLUMBIA, Mo. – Columbia police have captured an inmate who allegedly escaped from the Howard County jail using a cardboard toilet paper holder. Curtis Jones of New Franklin was captured Wednesday afternoon.Columbia police officers, who were responding to a tip, went to where Jones was believed to be located, </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090625/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_tp_cardboard_escape' title='Inmate uses toilet paper cardboard to escape cell - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-5946213628463970761</id><published>2009-06-25T05:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T05:31:20.683-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Police search for naked french fry thief - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Police search for naked french fry thief - Yahoo! News: "Tue Jun 23, 3:14 pm ETVANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) – Canadian police were on the search on Monday for a brazen thief who snatched a take-away meal while making a naked run past a fast food restaurant's drive-though window.An employee of a Langley, British Columbia, Wendy's restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090623/od_nm/us_naked' title='Police search for naked french fry thief - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-7822074906717233624</id><published>2009-06-25T05:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T05:30:39.077-07:00</updated><title type='text'>KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed - Yahoo! News: "KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A sleepwalking episode led to a stabbing. The Kansas City Star reported on its Web site Wednesday that the 24-year-old victim suffered a stab wound to his face and shoulder. Police said the victim's girlfriend awoke around 1:30 a.m. Wednesday to find her boyfriend urinating in the closet. He was intoxicated when he </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_sleepwalking_boyfriend' title='KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed - Yahoo! News'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/7822074906717233624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=7822074906717233624' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/7822074906717233624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/7822074906717233624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/06/kc-man-urinating-while-sleepwalking.html' title='KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed - Yahoo! News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-3163166195508464022</id><published>2009-06-25T05:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T05:29:26.437-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Police: Pa. neighbor blares porn to chase off kids - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Police: Pa. neighbor blares porn to chase off kids - Yahoo! News: "Wed Jun 24, 11:36 pm ETPHOENIXVILLE, Pa. – Police in suburban Philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off. Irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.Police say Michael Buck faces a felony obscenity </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090625/ap_on_re_us/us_neighbor_audio_porn' title='Police: Pa. neighbor blares porn to chase off kids - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-2195870309120207781</id><published>2009-06-25T05:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T05:28:34.384-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Police: Man dons bustier, can't skirt drug charges - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Police: Man dons bustier, can't skirt drug charges - Yahoo! News: "TUSTIN, Calif. – Police say a California man donning a bustier and watching porn on a computer in an apartment complex gym was arrested after officers found drugs in his backpack.Sgt. Todd Bullock says 45-year-old Stephen Murdoch of Tustin was arrested early Tuesday after a security guard spotted him in a workout room that was </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090625/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bustier_bust' title='Police: Man dons bustier, can&apos;t skirt drug charges - Yahoo! 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News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-924533568510680476</id><published>2009-06-22T23:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T23:10:20.967-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station - Yahoo! News: "Mon Jun 22, 9:13 pm ETHONOLULU – Oahu firefighters have been issued a reminder to be sure to turn off cooking equipment when responding to emergencies. The advice comes in the wake of a May 22 blaze at the Waipahu fire station that caused about $25,000 damage. Honolulu Fire Department spokesman Capt. Terry Seelig said food was </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090623/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_fire_station_fire' title='Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station - Yahoo! News'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/924533568510680476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=924533568510680476' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/924533568510680476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/924533568510680476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/06/oahu-firefighters-cause-blaze-at-own.html' title='Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station - Yahoo! News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-1119669013261486366</id><published>2009-06-22T23:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T23:09:24.921-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car - Yahoo! News</title><summary type='text'>Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car - Yahoo! News: "Mon Jun 22, 9:13 pm ETSYRACUSE, N.Y. – Police in Syracuse said a woman who was annoyed that a police car was blocking her own car first called 911 and then vandalized the squad car. Police said the woman called 911 Saturday to report the 'emergency' — that a patrol car was blocking her car. They said she then keyed the patrol car </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090623/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_police_car_vandalized' title='Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car - Yahoo! News'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/1119669013261486366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=1119669013261486366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/1119669013261486366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/1119669013261486366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2009/06/woman-calls-911-then-allegedly-keys.html' title='Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car - Yahoo! News'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-9007519787527872366</id><published>2008-01-27T13:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-27T13:53:08.475-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Indiana Boys Left With Bleeding Tongues After Licking Flagpole CHESTERTON, Ind. —  Two fourth-grade boys mimicking a scene from the movie "A Christmas Story" wound up with their tongues stuck to a frozen flagpole.Gavin Dempsey and James Alexander were serving on flag duty at Jackson Elementary School Friday morning, with the job of raising and lowering the school's flags. They decided to see if </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/9007519787527872366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=9007519787527872366' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/9007519787527872366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/9007519787527872366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2008/01/indiana-boys-left-with-bleeding-tongues.html' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-8094987523729455123</id><published>2007-11-01T00:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T00:29:40.494-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Enquirer - Driver denies threatening cop</title><summary type='text'>The Enquirer - Driver denies threatening cop: "WEST PRICE HILL - A West Price Hill woman today denied threatening a police officer while getting a traffic ticket Saturday night. A Cincinnati police officer pulled over Teresa Walker, 44, at 11:52 p.m. in the 1000 block of Rutledge. While the officer was writing the ticket, Walker called the police department to complain that the officer was taking</summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071029/NEWS01/710290331' title='The Enquirer - Driver denies threatening cop'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/8094987523729455123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=8094987523729455123' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/8094987523729455123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/8094987523729455123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2007/11/enquirer-driver-denies-threatening-cop.html' title='The Enquirer - Driver denies threatening cop'/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-117292322994928370</id><published>2007-03-03T04:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-03T04:00:29.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Man pleads guilty to stealing panties - Yahoo! News: "Fri Mar 2, 8:12 PM ET MANCHESTER, N.H. - A Barnstead man has pleaded guilty to stealing three pairs of panties as a Valentine's Day gift for his wife. Ronald Roemer, 39, was fined $240 on a misdemeanor charge of shoplifting. Police say he took $22 worth of women's underwear from Sears."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/117292322994928370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=117292322994928370' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292322994928370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292322994928370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2007/03/man-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-panties.html' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-117292311651460187</id><published>2007-03-03T03:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-03T03:58:36.516-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein - Yahoo! News: "Fri Mar 2, 10:01 PM ET ZURICH, Switzerland - What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein. According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/117292311651460187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=117292311651460187' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292311651460187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292311651460187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2007/03/swiss-accidentally-invade.html' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-117292306717747766</id><published>2007-03-03T03:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-03T03:57:47.176-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Man accused of mailing ex a kitten head - Yahoo! News: "Fri Mar 2, 10:01 PM ETPITTSBURGH - A man accused of mailing the severed head of a kitten to his ex-girlfriend was ordered to stand trial on stalking and animal-cruelty charges. Benjamin Gregory, 30, of Pittsburgh, allegedly sent the gift-wrapped package in January because he was unhappy that the relationship had ended, police said. His </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/117292306717747766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=117292306717747766' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292306717747766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292306717747766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2007/03/man-accused-of-mailing-ex-kitten-head.html' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-117292293791870049</id><published>2007-03-03T03:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-03T03:55:38.066-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sword fight ensues after S.C. break-in - Yahoo! News: "Fri Mar 2, 12:22 PM ET HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. - A man toting a 3-foot sword apparently met his match when he broke into his ex-girlfriend's apartment: The woman's roommate grabbed a sword of his own and sliced the intruder, police said. The roommate, a sword collector, fended off the ex-boyfriend, who was cut on the arm, police said.Elvis </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/117292293791870049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=117292293791870049' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292293791870049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/117292293791870049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2007/03/sword-fight-ensues-after-s.html' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-116869902041136710</id><published>2007-01-13T06:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-13T06:37:00.643-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Article - News - Portable toilet explodes at high school: "Portable toilet explodes at high schoolPortable toilet explodes during school danceBy CINDY CARCAMOThe Orange County RegisterLAKE FOREST – Deputies are investigating the explosion of a portable toilet Friday night during a school dance in El Toro High School, Orange County sheriff's deputies reported.Nobody was hurt during the 8:20 p.m. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/116869902041136710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3703355&amp;postID=116869902041136710' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/116869902041136710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3703355/posts/default/116869902041136710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unreactive.com/2007/01/article-news-portable-toilet-explodes.html' title=''/><author><name>David</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00275924506967353055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08402095964850562122'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703355.post-116408514594244920</id><published>2006-11-20T20:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-20T20:59:05.943-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Suspected bomb turns out to be GPS - Yahoo! News: "Fri Nov 17, 6:57 PM ETGAINESVILLE, Fla. - A small black object that was found attached to the bottom of a woman's Jeep and prompted an evacuation of a three-square block area on Friday wasn't a bomb after all. It was a tracking device planted by the woman's husband. 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